On Sunday, December 10,
1933, The Black Barnacle
anchors in Popeye's port and the Sea Hag prepares to come ashore. It's the first time she's
been seen in the strip since she vowed revenge on Popeye three years earlier, but she
isn't in town for vengance. She's looking for a former prisoner of hers named Cringly,
who somehow managed to escape her Plunder Island hideout. He's the only person other than
the Hag and her henchmen who knows the location of her lair. She's determined to recapture
him, before he can tell anyone else.
That Cringly landed in Popeye's port is something of a
coincidence. Even more of a
coincidence is the fact that as the Hag is coming ashore to hunt him down, Cringly is
sharing a jail cell with our the one-eyed sailor. Cringly has purposely gotten
himself thrown into jail hoping it might offer him sanctuary from the Hag. Popeye and his
friend, Bill Barnacle are incarcerated for having been somewhat overzealous celebrating
their reunion after twenty years of separation. Bill has located Popeye to enlist his aid
in finding none other than the Hag's hideout. He immediately recognizes their cellmate.
Amazed at their good fortune in finding Cringly, Popeye and Bill break out of the jail
taking him with them. Cringly warns them that the Hag is in port but they don't believe
him, saying "She wouldn't dare drop anchor in this civilized part of the world." As the
Hag gets ready to leave her ship, her first mate offers to accompany her. She tells him
to stay then adds, "I am not going alone, but the thing I'll be with tonight would turn
even your low grade blood to ice." In the next panel, we see to what she refers. Behind
her as she walks the dark streets is a creature
unlike any ever seen before. It stands
eight feet tall with huge feet and arms that reach to its knees. It has a nose that
overlaps its chin and blank, close-set eyes. Its head is totally bald and sits low
between wide shoulders giving it the appearance of being slightly hunchbacked. Finally,
it's completely hairless with the exception of its forearms, lower legs and midsection.
It follows the HAG without a sound.
Today we would all immediately recognize this frightening
creature as a Goon and,
sadly, we have become inured to its appearance. It no longer frightens us, But in 1933
the Goon reportedly caused such a sensation that mothers of the time would warn disobedient
children that, rather than a bogeyman, the Goon would get them if they didn't behave. As
the story continues, the Goon, at the HAG's command, shows itself to Popeye and Bill to
draw them away from Cringly. It then circles back and captures him, hauling him back to
the Black Barnacle. What follows is arguably the best Popeye adventure and possibly the
best continuity in the history of the comic strip as a whole. Popeye, Bill and the rest
of the comic strip cast become involved in a high seas chase to rescue Cringly and find
the Hag's secret treasure. It's during this chase that the Goon receives both its famous
name and its gender. On January 14, 1934 the HAG orders the Goon to swim back to the
pursuing ship and bring back some of its crew. The first person the Goon sees is Wimpy.
It grabs him and pulls him into the sea. He's dragged back to the Black Barnacle and
imprisoned, the as yet androgynous Goon keeping watch. Wimpy decides to remove his
wet clothing and make himself more comfortable.
As he's about to remove the last of his
underwear the Hag calls to the Goon from outside the cabin and says "Keep an eye on him,
Alice." Wimpy quickly puts his wet shirt and trousers back on, saying, "Excuse me, Alice,
I had no idea you were female of the species." Whether Segar initially intended for the
Goon to be a female is debatable. There are no gender specific references to her prior
to the calling of her name. It's possible that Segar didn't care one way or another if
the Goon was a he or a she, but he saw an opportunity for a good Sunday strip gag
including Wimpy and used it, thereby effectively paintng himseif into a figurative
corner. From that day forward Alice the Goon was a she. What some readers may not know
is that she's also a mother. At the end of the sea chase the Hag reaches Plunder Island.
As Popeye and the others come ashore Alice attacks him. Popeye picks the Goon up and
tells her that he's going to throw her off of a nearby cliff, but before he can do so,
a young Goon comes up, looks at Alice and cries "Mama!"
Popeye realizes he's fighting a
female, which is against his principles. He immediately puts her down. As it turns out,
Alice was apparently an unwilling slave to the Hag who was possibly holding the young
Goon as a hostage. Popeye gives both their freedom and tells them that they can return
to their home.
Alice would return to the Thimble Theatre a few more times, but she would never again play as pivotal a role in any continuity as she did in her debut. Her most memorable appearance might be on February 23, 1936. In that strip Popeye has gone out for some pipe tobbacco and left Swee'pea alone. The Sea Hag appears outside Popeye's house with, Alice in tow. Why Alice is still in the service of the Hag is unknown. The Hag's plan Is to finally get her revenge on Popeye by having Alice kidnap Swee'pea. Alice dutifully slips into Popeye's house, takes one look at the innocent, sleeping baby, pats him on the head and leaves. When the Hag demands to know why Alice didn't steal Popeye's son she's strangled and beaten by the furious Goon. In the final panel, Popeye hears the Hag is in port and rushes back home. When he enters his house the Hag is nowhere to be seen. Instead, Swee'pea is sleeping soundly and being rocked in the arms of the ugliest nanny anyone has ever seen. From that point on Alice would become a benevolent ally of Popeye and hopefully has never since been used by frustrated mothers to frighten unruly children.
This essay is reprinted from the official Popeye Fan Club News
magazine. To learn more about the club click on the LINK.
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